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Cleaning Tips for your Haunted Coffee Machine

Ah, coffee. The fuel against procrastination, the warm hug in a mug that gets you going in the morning. You spend ages picking the perfect beans, the grind that’s just right, the brewing temperature hotter than a debate on what coffee preference is better. You meticulously craft the perfect cup, a delight for your taste buds. But then… betrayal! Your once-delightful coffee starts tasting like a confusing jumble of mismatched flavours. 

Cleaning tips for your haunted coffee machine

Face it, folks, your beloved coffee machine has become a graveyard for forgotten beans and questionable decisions. It’s time to exhume those poor souls and give your machine the deep clean it desperately needs. Because let’s be real, fancy beans and a high-tech brewer are all well and good, but without proper hygiene, your coffee will taste about as exciting as watching paint dry.

As scary as that sounds, there’s nothing to be afraid of. These cleaning tips will have your machine sparkling like a newly purchased coffee mug and your coffee tasting like a victory lap across a field of chocolate-covered espresso beans. So, grab your cleaning supplies (and maybe a shovel, depending on how long it’s been), and let’s get this germ-busting party started! 

It’s time to exhume whatever ugly things are lurking in your coffee machine’s graveyard with our cleaning tips.

Here’s your resurrection ritual: 

  1. Safety first: Unplug your machine to avoid any electrical shocks. Nobody wants to wake up the grumpy ghost of burnt grounds in the circuit board.
  2. Unearthing the evidence: Disassemble the removable parts and wash them with warm water and mild soap. Be gentle, though, because we don’t want the ghosts of past brews to leave a soapy residue – that’s a haunting nobody wants.
  3. Reassemble with care: Refer to your user manual (think of it as a necromancer’s guide) to put everything back together. We don’t want it looking like Frankenstein. 
  4. Concoct the cleansing potion: Get your descalers from Everything but Coffee or mix equal parts of white vinegar and water – your magic potion that dissolves the lingering ghosts of bad coffee.
  5. Initiate the cleansing cycle: Pour the solution into the water reservoir and start the brewing process like you normally would.
  6. A mid-cycle pause:  Turn off the machine halfway through. This allows the cleansing potion to weaken the grip of the coffee ghosts for a more effective exorcism. Let it soak for 30 minutes to an hour – a strategic pause to banish the spooky flavors.
  7. Banish the bad vibes: Restart the brewing process and dispose of the spent cleansing potion. Think of it as sending the coffee ghosts back to the bean afterlife.
  8. Rinsing away the remnants: Fill the reservoir with fresh, clean water and run another brewing cycle. This is like mopping up after a spectral coffee fight and ensuring no traces of the cleansing potion remain.
  9. Double down on freshness: Repeat step 8 for good measure, just to be sure we’ve banished all the unwanted flavours.
  10. Victory lap: Wipe down your coffee machine with a clean cloth, admiring the gleaming exterior – a testament to your resurrection skills. Now, brew yourself a cup of coffee that’s truly alive with flavour!

Congratulations! Now that you’ve gone through all the cleaning tips, you’ve broken the cycle of stale, haunted coffee. Go forth and conquer your day, one delicious cup at a time! No more resurrecting questionable decisions from the coffee graveyard – just pure, blissful coffee enjoyment.

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